Banking cybersecurity is just three guys in suits playing musical chairs until they all retire on golden parachutes.
ANZ recycles another CISO from NAB
ANZ has appointed Sandro Bucchianeri as its new Chief Information Security Officer, following his departure from a similar role at NAB. The move highlights the incestuous nature of executive leadership in the Australian banking sector, where top security talent is merely recycled between the big four institutions.
Source: ANZ recycles another CISO from NAB — FinTech Futures
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