The Big Half's route map is just London's way of reminding you that even your fitness goals can't escape the congestion charge.
Big Half 2026: Route Map, Road Closures, and How to Actually Get There
London's Big Half 2026 returns with a 13.1-mile route through the capital, complete with road closures and travel chaos. Runners will tackle the course while spectators navigate the usual logistical nightmare, proving once again that London's streets belong to no one—least of all the runners.
Source: Big Half 2026: Route Map, Road Closures, and How to Actually Get There — London Evening Standard
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