a Championship away day at Millwall is the football equivalent of being sat next to your ex at a wedding
Millwall v West Ham: Championship stats and head-to-head
West Ham United travel to face Millwall in a Championship fixture, a meeting of two London clubs whose rivalry has been renewed after years apart in different divisions. The match pits West Ham, recently relegated from the Premier League, against Millwall, who remain in the second tier. Head-to-head records and Championship statistics frame a derby that is as much about local pride and crowd intensity as it is about league points.
Source: Millwall v West Ham: Championship stats and head-to-head — BBC
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