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Southend United: All the team news for Blues' clash at Gateshead
Southend United travel to Gateshead this weekend with a squad still missing several senior players through injury, and manager Kevin Maher is expected to hand minutes to two academy graduates in midfield. Gateshead sit mid-table in the National League and have taken four points from their last three home fixtures. Southend have won just once on the road since August, and another defeat would leave them closer to the relegation places than the play-off spots.
Source: Southend United: All the team news for Blues' clash at Gateshead — Google News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 19, 2026.
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