At this rate, Bristol City will sign Dom Ballard for the price of a season ticket, and that's still too much.
Bristol City Prepare New £5 Million Offer For Dom Ballard
Bristol City are ready to make a new £5 million bid for Leyton Orient's Dom Ballard, who is clearly having a good season. The deal is being negotiated with all the pace of a League One transfer saga, which is to say, glacial.
Source: Bristol City Prepare New £5 Million Offer For Dom Ballard — Football Lowdown
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