Newcastle treating their defense like a crumbling mansion and deciding to fix it by putting a very expensive coat of paint on the front door.

Newcastle splash £25m on Braga keeper Lukas Hornicek

Newcastle United have secured goalkeeper Lukas Hornicek from Braga in a deal worth £25.7 million. The transfer adds depth to the Magpies' squad as they continue to refine their defensive options, though the hefty price tag for a backup-level keeper has predictably raised eyebrows across the league.

Source: Newcastle splash £25m on Braga keeper Lukas Hornicek — BBC

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