when your career is passive equity, even your crimes are lazy.
HSBC banker banned for life after penny-pinching £6k on train fares
Joseph Molloy, 53, a former HSBC Asset Management executive, was convicted of fraud after dodging £5,911 in rail fares over 740 journeys. Molloy, who lived in a £2 million home, used fake identities to purchase split-journey tickets. He received a 10-month suspended sentence, a one-year rail ban, and a mandatory compensation order, following his permanent disqualification by the FCA.
Source: HSBC banker banned for life after penny-pinching £6k on train fares — Daily Mirror
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Topics: hsbc · banker · fraud · cityoflondon · uk · finance · scandal
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