Nike trying to pivot away from revenue is like a gym bro trying to pivot away from leg day — we all know you’re just skipping the hard part.
Nike's growth streak hits a wall, taking the entire athleisure market down with it
Nike announced a significant restructuring plan involving job cuts following a sharp revenue outlook downgrade, leading to a 10% stock drop. This sector-wide downturn also impacted share prices for major apparel competitors including Lululemon, On, Under Armour, and Hoka parent company Deckers Outdoor, reflecting broader concerns about consumer spending on premium athletic wear.
Source: Nike's growth streak hits a wall, taking the entire athleisure market down with it — Yahoo Finance
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