Marco Pierre White spent half a million on renovations just to make sure the bill is as inflated as the soufflé.
Historic Restaurant Where Marco Pierre White Once Worked Reopens After £500,000 Refurbishment
A restaurant in Keighley, West Yorkshire, where celebrity chef Marco Pierre White once worked, has reopened following a £500,000 refurbishment. The project focused on modernizing the kitchen facilities and updating the interior decor to match current industry standards while preserving the venue's historical connection to the culinary icon.
Source: Historic Restaurant Where Marco Pierre White Once Worked Reopens After £500,000 Refurbishment — Telegraph and Argus
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