Jean-Matteo Bahoya: so fast he's already left the Bundesliga for a Premier League rumor.
Bundesliga's fastest player Bahoya attracts Premier League interest
Jean-Matteo Bahoya, the Bundesliga's fastest player, is drawing Premier League interest. The 19-year-old winger's blistering pace has made him a hot commodity ahead of the transfer window, with several English clubs reportedly monitoring his progress.
Source: Bundesliga's fastest player Bahoya attracts Premier League interest — Sky Sports
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