Turns out the real threat wasn't TikTok, it was Uncle Sam's attention span.
DOJ: TikTok ban on federal devices is over
The Justice Department has lifted the ban on downloading TikTok on federal devices, determining the relevant law no longer applies. This decision reverses a previous restriction, allowing federal employees to use the app again on government-issued hardware.
Source: DOJ: TikTok ban on federal devices is over — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: tiktok · doj · federalgovernment · techpolicy · socialmedia
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