Somewhere, a Geelong fan is trying to figure out how to boo faster.
AFL LIVE: Dees, Cats off to a high-octane start
Melbourne Demons and Geelong Cats launched a blistering AFL clash at the MCG, with rapid scoring from both sides. Melbourne aims to preserve their perfect home record in a game that's already a fan's cardiac workout.
Source: AFL LIVE: Dees, Cats off to a high-octane start — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
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