Man City's transfer strategy: just keep throwing money until the other club's resistance eventually gets confused for a yes.
Manchester City target Marseille goalkeeper Gerónimo Rulli
Manchester City are reportedly targeting Marseille goalkeeper Gerónimo Rulli in the transfer window, continuing their habit of pursuing top talent from clubs that can't match their financial firepower. No bid has been made yet, but expect a premium price tag.
Source: Manchester City target Marseille goalkeeper Gerónimo Rulli — Get French Football News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
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