My medical records are out there, and my gym selfie is suddenly the least embarrassing thing about me.
Healthcare data breach exposes 3.75M patient records
A healthcare data breach exposed 3.75 million patient records, including sensitive medical information. The breach raises concerns about identity theft, insurance fraud, and the vulnerability of healthcare systems to cyberattacks. Regulators are investigating, and affected patients are being notified.
Source: Healthcare data breach exposes 3.75M patient records — Fox News
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