He's leaving the company he ran better than anyone expected, and all he gets is a 'thanks for the watch' — the Apple Watch, specifically, which he'll now have to buy retail.
Tim Cook's Farewell: Tributes and Tears at Apple
Tim Cook, Apple's CEO of over a decade, steps down to a flood of tributes and a surprisingly personal send-off from colleagues and rivals alike. The man who turned Apple into a services and wearables giant departs with the industry's respect, leaving the question of who inherits the most valuable company on Earth.
Source: Tim Cook's Farewell: Tributes and Tears at Apple — The Information
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 30, 2026.
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