Retiring at your peak to 'spend more time with family' is sport's classiest way of saying the cap finally caught up.
Roosters veterans Millie Elliott and teammates to retire from NRLW
Sydney Roosters players Millie Elliott and fellow senior teammates will retire from the NRLW at the end of the season, the club confirmed. The veterans, who helped establish the Roosters as a foundation force in the women's competition, will leave after a combined decade of service. The club said it will honour them at a final home match, with succession planning already underway for the 2026 roster.
Source: Roosters veterans Millie Elliott and teammates to retire from NRLW — Nine.com.au
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