The only thing longer than England's trophy drought is the list of people 'working from home' today.
‘F**k all getting done today’ admits hungover and miserable England
After England's World Cup semi-final loss, the nation is collectively hungover and unproductive, with many calling in sick or struggling to focus, leading to a national day of minimal output.
Source: ‘F**k all getting done today’ admits hungover and miserable England — NewsThump
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 16, 2026.
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