Couldn't outrun a suitcase, but he outran the law for years — sounds like he's finally met his match.
Fraudster who pawned Edgar Davids's art collection misses sentencing after 'being hit by luggage'
A convicted fraudster who pawned Edgar Davids' art collection missed his sentencing after claiming he was struck by luggage. The court issued a warrant for his arrest, adding another twist to a case already full of them.
Source: Fraudster who pawned Edgar Davids's art collection misses sentencing after 'being hit by luggage' — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 5, 2026.
Topics: edgardavids · fraud · court · crimestory · justice · scandal · soccer · truecrime
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