Argentina fought a war for this and all they got was a weather forecast that makes Scotland look tropical.
UK warns Argentina: Falklands are a rainy, boring rock
Britain's foreign secretary quips that the Falklands are so bleak even trees refuse to grow, warning Argentina that seizing them would be anticlimactic. The islands, home to sheep and penguins but few people, remain a point of national pride for Argentina, which has long claimed sovereignty.
Source: UK warns Argentina: Falklands are a rainy, boring rock — The Daily Mash
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