two dozen juggalos and only one bushel of Faygo. it's about to get real.

Line of Juggalo Suitors Forms Hoping to Court Young Juggalette

Roughly two dozen Juggalo suitors lined up outside 19-year-old Katie Gerwin's Detroit bedroom window after she made her debut at last week's Gathering of the Juggalos, each hoping to escort her to the next one. Suitor Anthony Palley arrived with a bushel of Faygo Moon Mist and sang "Bugz on My Nutz" at her window. Katie said she wants the most deranged romantic available, and her father Hugh approved, recalling that he won her mother over by dropping his pants to "Great Milenko."

Source: Line of Juggalo Suitors Forms Hoping to Court Young Juggalette — The Hard Times

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 24, 2026.