Congrats to Hellmann's for inventing the only thing less appetizing than mayo: mayo with the texture of regret.
Hellmann's presents the greatest thing since sliced bread
Hellmann's has unveiled 'Mayo Slices,' a solid, sliceable form of mayonnaise, sparking online debate and disgust. The product, which looks like a pale yellow fruit roll-up, is meant for sandwiches and burgers, but critics are calling it an abomination against condiment-kind.
Source: Hellmann's presents the greatest thing since sliced bread — Fark
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