He bet on himself to lose and still lost.
Ex-apprentice jockey banned 14 months for betting breach
A former apprentice jockey has been banned for 14 months after breaching betting rules. The Racing Post reports the ban follows an investigation into the rider's betting activities, which are strictly prohibited in the sport.
Source: Ex-apprentice jockey banned 14 months for betting breach — Racing Post
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 11, 2026.
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