Derby County's new investor flaked harder than my New Year's gym membership.
Turki Alalshikh shelves Derby County investment, deal off
Saudi financier Turki Alalshikh has shelved his planned investment in Derby County, ending the deal. The club, seeking funds for promotion push, will now need to find alternative backing. Alalshikh's decision comes amid broader portfolio reassessments.
Source: Turki Alalshikh shelves Derby County investment, deal off — BBC
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