Portadown have now lost so many times the club shop is considering selling commemorative 'we almost scored' scarves.
Linfield take the points at Portadown in Irish Premiership clash
Linfield travelled to Shamrock Park and beat Portadown in the Irish Premiership, extending the Belfast club's grip on the title race while the hosts stayed rooted near the foot of the table. The visitors controlled the midfield, took their chances either side of the interval and left with all three points. Portadown's manager faces another week of questions about survival, with the gap to safety widening and the club's next fixture away from home.
Source: Linfield take the points at Portadown in Irish Premiership clash — bbc.com
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