Unwell Beverages shut down faster than a New Year's resolution to drink more water.
Alex Cooper's Unwell Beverages to Shut Down
Alex Cooper's beverage line, Unwell Beverages, is ceasing production this fall, less than two years after its launch. Target, the main distributor, is clearing remaining inventory. The shutdown follows a year of backlash, including allegations about her husband Matt Kaplan's treatment of staff.
Source: Alex Cooper's Unwell Beverages to Shut Down — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 15, 2026.
Topics: alexcooper · callherdaddy · unwellbeverages · business · podcast · influencer
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