For the price of one Aston Martin Valen, you could buy 60,000 lifetime supplies of 'I'm rich' and still have change for a sense of humor.
Aston Martin Valen: A $3 Million Car for People Who Hate Money
Aston Martin unveils the Valen, a $3 million hypercar with a name that sounds like a prescription drug. It's the latest entry in the 'money can't buy taste' category, featuring a V12 engine and a price tag that could fund a small nation's GDP. The car is a limited edition, so only 300 people can experience the joy of explaining why they spent a house on a car.
Source: Aston Martin Valen: A $3 Million Car for People Who Hate Money — Car and Driver
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 15, 2026.
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