The only thing more expensive than this $1400 tongue trackpad is the dentist bill after you bite down too hard trying to right-click.
MouthPad turns your tongue into a wireless trackpad
Augmental Technologies has launched MouthPad, a wireless tongue-controlled trackpad that fits over the upper teeth like a retainer, enabling hands-free control of computers, tablets, and smartphones. Designed primarily for people with limited mobility, it also attracts professionals who want their hands free. Priced at $1,400, it requires a custom dental scan and is currently US-only.
Source: MouthPad turns your tongue into a wireless trackpad — New Atlas
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 4, 2026.
Topics: tech · innovation · gadgets · future · mouthpad · accessibility
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