Meanwhile, my recycling bin is 86% wishful thinking.
Bubble Curtains Catch 86% of River Plastic — Fish Swim Through Unbothered
Dutch company The Great Bubble Barrier uses bubble curtains to intercept 86% of plastic in rivers before it reaches the ocean. Operating in four sites across the Netherlands and Portugal, the technology is validated and expanding, with installations planned in Europe and the US.
Source: Bubble Curtains Catch 86% of River Plastic — Fish Swim Through Unbothered — The Optimist Daily
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 4, 2026.
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