NHL Power Rankings: Bold Positive Predictions For All 32 Teams

Sportsnet published its NHL power rankings wrapped in a 'bold positive prediction' for each of the league's 32 clubs, promising optimism for every roster from the defending champions down to the basement dwellers. The format guarantees that a team which spent the season mathematically eliminated by November still receives a hopeful forecast. No team is predicted to be bad, because that would be mean.

Source: NHL Power Rankings: Bold Positive Predictions For All 32 Teams — Sportsnet.ca

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