two jabs and you drop 20kg, three and you can finally say no to your mother

Scientists combine two fat jabs, achieve record weight loss

New trial data reported by The Telegraph shows a combination of two obesity drugs produced record weight loss in patients, outperforming any single jab tested so far. Researchers described the results as astonishing, with participants shedding significantly more pounds than on existing treatments alone. The combination is not yet approved for general use, and no timeline for regulatory review has been announced.

Source: Scientists combine two fat jabs, achieve record weight loss — The Telegraph

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