Gary Oldman could announce the next Bond is a golden retriever and I'd still believe him more than the BBC.
Gary Oldman Says a James Bond Has Been Picked — and He’s Hoping It’s Jack Lowden
Gary Oldman has let slip that the next James Bond has been chosen, publicly rooting for Scottish actor Jack Lowden to land the role. The Bond producers stay silent, leaving fans to sift through decades of casting rumors. Expect months of speculation before any official announcement—and Oldman will probably reveal it first anyway.
Source: Gary Oldman Says a James Bond Has Been Picked — and He’s Hoping It’s Jack Lowden — The Hollywood Reporter
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 7, 2026.
Topics: jamesbond · bond · 007 · garyoldman · jacklowden · casting · movies
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