The mystery wasn't who owns the yacht, but why anyone thought we'd care.
J.K. Rowling's secret superyacht unmasked after days in LA harbor
A superyacht that dominated LA harbor for days has been revealed as belonging to J.K. Rowling, ending speculation among locals and boat-spotters. The author, known for her Harry Potter franchise, reportedly values her privacy, though the yacht's size and prominence made secrecy a challenge. Rowling has not commented publicly.
Source: J.K. Rowling's secret superyacht unmasked after days in LA harbor — New York Post
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