The only thing climbing faster than these sprinters is their heart rate.
Green jersey battle defies gravity in the mountains
The fight for the Tour de France green jersey moves into the high mountains, where pure sprinters Pedersen and Philipsen must endure brutal climbs to keep their hopes alive before the Paris finish.
Source: Green jersey battle defies gravity in the mountains — L'Équipe
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: tourdefrance · cycling · sports · tdf · france
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