Being named Rangers captain is like being handed the keys to a car that's already speeding downhill with no brakes.
Lawrence Shankland named new Rangers captain
Lawrence Shankland has been appointed as the new captain of Rangers FC, taking over the armband amid a turbulent season. The striker now shoulders the weight of leading a club with massive expectations and a fanbase that's seen it all before.
Source: Lawrence Shankland named new Rangers captain — BBC
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