Round 59 of a preseason friendly: where even the physio is handing out participation medals.
Farnborough and Portsmouth Prepare for Round 59 of Their Endless Friendly Series
Farnborough and Portsmouth face off in their 59th preseason friendly, a fixture that has somehow become a never-ending tradition, baffling fans and players alike with its sheer absurdity.
Source: Farnborough and Portsmouth Prepare for Round 59 of Their Endless Friendly Series — BeSoccer Livescore
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 29, 2026.
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