Scotland's medal haul is so fast, even their Olympic athletes are getting tired of winning.
Scotland's eight-medal blitz stuns as Games hit halfway
Scotland racked up eight medals in a whirlwind five-hour stretch at the Commonwealth Games, hitting the halfway mark with a haul that's turned heads and exhausted fans. The burst of success has injected fresh energy into the Games, with Scottish athletes across multiple sports capitalizing on a relentless medal spree. As the competition enters its second half, the team's momentum could prove decisive in the overall standings.
Source: Scotland's eight-medal blitz stuns as Games hit halfway — BBC
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