INEOS: 'We're building a data-driven, modern Manchester United.' Also INEOS: 'Quick, sell the flop before anyone watches the tape.'
Zirkzee 'says yes' to Juve, INEOS hunt replacement
Manchester United's £36.5m signing Joshua Zirkzee is reportedly set to join Juventus, with INEOS already targeting a replacement. The move would crystallize a significant loss on the Dutch striker, who has struggled to justify his price tag since arriving from Bologna.
Source: Zirkzee 'says yes' to Juve, INEOS hunt replacement — Football365
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