From Europa League to the Championship in one contract — that's not a transfer, that's a downgrade with extra steps and a loyalty card.
Michail Antonio swaps the Premier League for Watford and the Championship grind
Former West Ham striker Michail Antonio has signed for Championship side Watford, dropping a division after years in the Premier League. The 34-year-old Jamaican international arrives as a free agent, tasked with adding experience to a Hornets squad chasing promotion. For Antonio, it's a chance to prove the legs still have something left; for Watford, it's a low-risk roll of the dice on a familiar name.
Source: Michail Antonio swaps the Premier League for Watford and the Championship grind — BBC
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