Gym's charging me for a body I mathematically still have.
EFL drops Championship pre-match stat pack ahead of weekend fixtures
The EFL has released its Sky Bet Championship pre-match stat pack ahead of the weekend's fixtures, loading fans up with expected goals, possession splits and form tables. The data promises clarity on who is promotion-ready and who is quietly rotting in 14th. What it cannot promise is that any of it will survive contact with a Tuesday night away trip.
Source: EFL drops Championship pre-match stat pack ahead of weekend fixtures — The English Football League
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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