Jeff paid $400 for an Uber to watch his friend's midlife crisis hit 105 miles per hour.
Study Confirms Driving 30 Miles Over the Speed Limit While Smoking Marlboros and Listening to Motörhead Fucking Rules
A Montana townie claims a self-conducted study proves that driving 30 mph over the limit while chain-smoking and blasting Motörhead is the key to happiness. His married friend, dragged along for a four-hour drive to meet women from Craigslist, now questions his entire life. Experts warn there may be flaws in the methodology.
Source: Study Confirms Driving 30 Miles Over the Speed Limit While Smoking Marlboros and Listening to Motörhead Fucking Rules — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 31, 2026.
Topics: motorhead · drivingfast · smoking · speedlimit · rocknroll · rebel · funny · hardtimes
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