Scoring once gets you the armband, scoring twice gets you the club, scoring thrice gets you the league — by the next transfer window, he'll own the stadium and sell the fans' tickets back to them.
Kevin Nisbet Named Aberdeen Captain After Scoring on Debut
Aberdeen striker Kevin Nisbet has been named captain after scoring on his debut, a rapid promotion that underscores his immediate impact at the club. The decision by the manager signals trust in the new signing's leadership qualities as Aberdeen look to build momentum this season.
Source: Kevin Nisbet Named Aberdeen Captain After Scoring on Debut — BBC
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