Chelsea locking down a player for more than 18 months is their most shocking transfer since 2019.
Joao Pedro set to sign new Chelsea contract - The Athletic
Chelsea are set to secure Joao Pedro on a new long-term contract, according to The Athletic. The Brazilian forward's current deal was running down, and the club moved to tie him down amid interest from elsewhere. The move signals stability for a squad known for its revolving-door transfer policy.
Source: Joao Pedro set to sign new Chelsea contract - The Athletic — The New York Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 1, 2026.
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