He didn't steal it, he just moved it to a more patriotic location: his garage.
Ex-CIA Official Pleads Guilty to Stealing $40M in Gold Bars
A former senior CIA official pleaded guilty Tuesday to a federal charge of abusing his position to enrich himself, admitting he acquired Florida real estate and hundreds of gold bars worth more than $40 million. The plea resolves the case against the ex-official, who now faces sentencing. Prosecutors said the assets were purchased with funds he obtained through his government role.
Source: Ex-CIA Official Pleads Guilty to Stealing $40M in Gold Bars — NPR News
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Topics: cia · goldbars · fraud · corruption · ciaofficial · crime · usa · scandal
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