Finally, a sport where padding your stats is taken literally.
Tour de France Riders Caught Stuffing Bras for Aero Edge
Some Tour de France cyclists are stuffing their bras to create a 'chest fairing' that reduces aerodynamic drag by 3.6%, prompting calls for pre-race inspections. The practice blurs the line between equipment and enhancement, leaving officials to figure out where the bike ends and the body begins.
Source: Tour de France Riders Caught Stuffing Bras for Aero Edge — Neatorama
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 4, 2026.
Topics: cycling · tourdefrance · sportsnews · cyclinglife · aerodynamics · athletic · bizarre
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