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Voting underway for Fat Bear Week at Alaska's Katmai National Park
Voting has opened in Fat Bear Week, Katmai National Park's annual bracket where the public picks the chubbiest brown bear on the Brooks River by online ballot. The contenders have spent the summer gorging on sockeye salmon at the falls, packing on the fat they will live off through hibernation. The bracket runs for several days, and the winner takes nothing but the title.
Source: Voting underway for Fat Bear Week at Alaska's Katmai National Park — UPI Odd News
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