bail was set at one bale and the sheep made it in cash by lunch.
Criminal gang escapes FBI raid after releasing a sheep wearing lipstick
A criminal gang escaped an FBI raid by deploying what agents called an increasingly common countermeasure: a sheep wearing bright red lipstick. The animal was released into the scene as agents moved in, and the distraction let the suspects get away. Law enforcement officials say the tactic is turning up more often, though they have not explained what the sheep is told or paid.
Source: Criminal gang escapes FBI raid after releasing a sheep wearing lipstick — NewsThump
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