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LAPD renegotiating Flock Safety license plate reader deal after privacy pause
After a brief halt over data-sharing concerns, LAPD is renegotiating with Flock Safety to regain access to its license plate readers, likely with nominal privacy tweaks that leave mass surveillance intact.
Source: LAPD renegotiating Flock Safety license plate reader deal after privacy pause — Los Angeles Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: lapd · flocksafety · licenseplatereaders · surveillance · tech · privacy
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