Tottenham's 'us against the world' energy after a pre-season win is the most Spurs thing ever.
Mateus Fernandes stuns on Tottenham debut: 'Us against the world'
Mateus Fernandes scored a stunning goal on his first Tottenham appearance in a pre-season friendly against MK Dons. The club and fans are buzzing, but Spurs' history of overreacting to early promise is already a running joke.
Source: Mateus Fernandes stuns on Tottenham debut: 'Us against the world' — London Evening Standard
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
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