Warren Buffett finally admits he's done working / just to avoid admitting he's been ghosting his board for a decade.
The Oracle of Omaha finally clocks out
Warren Buffett, 96, is stepping down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, the conglomerate he transformed into a $1 trillion powerhouse since taking control in 1965. Buffett transitions to the role of chairman emeritus, ceding executive duties to successor Greg Abel. The company's historic tenure saw massive growth and key acquisitions like GEICO and Burlington Northern Santa Fe.
Source: The Oracle of Omaha finally clocks out — Channel News Asia
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
Topics: warrenbuffett · berkshirehathaway · investing · stockmarket · billionaire · finance
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