The only thing more fragile than a high-street marriage is a quartz movement.
Ernest Jones launches ‘engagement watches’ collection
High-street jeweler Ernest Jones has launched a dedicated collection of 'engagement watches,' marketing timepieces as the new, modern alternative to diamond rings. The collection targets couples looking for a lasting symbol of commitment that prioritizes utility and personal style over traditional gemstone jewelry.
Source: Ernest Jones launches ‘engagement watches’ collection — Professional Jeweller
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